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    1. Breasts

    From the recording Funkadelic Fever

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    BREASTS (Jodie Digney – 1997)

    B. R. E. A. S. T. S.
    Big, Regular, Enormous, Average, Small and Tiny.
    What’s best?

    Socks, tissues and oranges
    used to be the rage.
    Have you tried the push up bra?
    Did you go through that stage?

    Technology is wonderful!
    Have you heard of silicon?
    Wear them in your skin
    Or simply put them on!

    All in aid of getting more.
    So what if you’ve got too much?
    Try less food, Less estrogen
    Bra minimizer is a must!

    Tuck, stretch, pinch, pull!
    Cut, stuff, insert and squeeze.
    Push, hide, show, leave?
    What is the size to please?

    I’ve had the best of both worlds.
    Well they don’t get in my way!
    I had a cleavage for a while
    Pregnancy is the natural way.

    Media messages mix up your mind
    be happy with what you’ve got.
    If it doesn’t please your man
    The right one he is not!

    BREASTS
    Breasts….What size is best?

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