Lyrics

BREASTS (Jodie Digney – 1997)

B. R. E. A. S. T. S.
Big, Regular, Enormous, Average, Small and Tiny.
What’s best?

Socks, tissues and oranges
used to be the rage.
Have you tried the push up bra?
Did you go through that stage?

Technology is wonderful!
Have you heard of silicon?
Wear them in your skin
Or simply put them on!

All in aid of getting more.
So what if you’ve got too much?
Try less food, Less estrogen
Bra minimizer is a must!

Tuck, stretch, pinch, pull!
Cut, stuff, insert and squeeze.
Push, hide, show, leave?
What is the size to please?

I’ve had the best of both worlds.
Well they don’t get in my way!
I had a cleavage for a while
Pregnancy is the natural way.

Media messages mix up your mind
be happy with what you’ve got.
If it doesn’t please your man
The right one he is not!

BREASTS
Breasts….What size is best?